Elliot: So, you’re having chest pains, Mr. Turner.
Dr. Turner: Actually, it’s Dr. Turner.
Elliot: You look like someone I used to date. I had a brief older guy jones, but now I’m with someone more age-appropriateand I’m like, “Ew, what was I thinking?”
Dr. Turner: Mm. We are disgusting.
Elliot: Yeah, but for some reason I was curious. Anyhoo, uh, we’ll just run the usual tests.
Dr. Turner: Sounds good.
[later:]
Elliot: Dr. Turner seems like a nice guy. And he’s hot you know, like if you left Brad Pitt out in the sun forever. Stop it, Elliot! It took you months to get over that old man fetish!